28 Awesome Family Guy T-Shirts
Is your wit as dry as your martini? Let the world know you’ve got a mean deadpan with this “Family Guy” t-shirt featuring Brian Griffin. Of the sarcastic dog’s famous quotes appears alongside him: “Sarcasm is just another free service I offer.”
Peter Griffin doesn’t take kindly to being handed a bad coupon! This hilarious “Family Guy” t-shirt parodies the famous gray Rocky vs. Clubber Lang “Rematch of the Century” tee. The shirt features opposing pictures of Peter Griffin and Ernie the Giant Chicken with the text, “Pawtucket Patriot Brewery Presents: Main Event- REMATCH Extra Heavweight No Holds Barred. Peter Griffin vs. Giant Chicken. Quahog Championship Title. Freakin’ Sweet.”
You know that evil monkey that hides in your closet late at night and points at you? Yeah, he’s a pretty big jerk, but some people don’t even believe he exists! If you believe in the monkey, this officially licensed Family Guy t-shirt is a great way to show it off. Featuring the creep himself, this Evil Monkey t-shirt will serve as a constant reminder of the threat that he poses. Let the world know that there are monkeys in their closets with the help of this hilarious Family Guy shirt!
This shirt was inspired by the second Family Guy Star Wars special, “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side.”
The malevolent Evil Monkey living in Chris Griffin’s closet is the star of this officially licensed “Family Guy” t-shirt. The mysterious primate first appeared in the episode “Dammit Janet!” Your friends won’t believe this tee is real until they see you wear it!
Tell the hambeasts to take it on the road with this “Family Guy” t-shirt inspired by the episodes “Chitty Chitty Death Bang” and “The Fat Guy Strangler.” The officially licensed tee teatures Peter Griffin revealing an undershirt that reads, “No Fat Chicks.”
Move over, Calvin! This officially licensed “Family Guy” t-shirt depicts the inimitable Stewie Griffin taking a leak on the ground. It’s rude, it’s crude, and it’s undeniably “Family Guy!”
It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time! The Buckwheat Boyz’ smash hit Internet meme will instantly get stuck in the heads of everyone who sees you wearing this officially licensed “Family Guy” t-shirt. Brian Griffin appears on the front of the tee dressed as a dancing banana along with the tune’s refrain.
A more perfect illustration of cause and effect, we’ve never seen! Inspired by the “Family Guy” episode “I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar,” this hilarious t-shirt features the following equation: Peter Griffin + Pawtucket Patriot Beer = Peter passed out on the floor.
We couldn’t have said it any better, Peter! This blue vintage-look “Family Guy” ringer t-shirt features Peter Griffin with his arms raised in triumph, yelling his catchphrase, “Freakin’ Sweet!” It’s the perfect attire for your next Kiss concert or Renaissance Fair.
Peter Griffin: Rastaman! This Bob Marley-inspired “Family Guy” t-shirt features a bearded, dreadlocked Peter colored with a Jamaican flag gradient. It’s perfect for your town’s next reggae festival! We promise it doesn’t smell like patchouli… yet.
Giggity! Are you looking for the perfect costume to show off your inner horn dog? If so, this Quagmire costume shirt is sure to do the trick! Designed to look just like the shirt worn by Quagmire, this officially licensed Family Guy t-shirt is sure to be a hit at any party. Get ready to practice your bad puns and your goofy laugh in style with this fun and humorous Quagmire t-shirt.
It doesn’t take much imagination to believe that this might be a life-long obsession, Stewie. The naughty toddler from “Family Guy” gets a tad kinky on this officially licensed t-shirt featuring an image of Stewie Griffin and the command, “Spank me, I’ve been a bad boy!” Lois would not approve.
How insanely cute is this? Carry an unappreciative Stewie Griffin around with you wherever you go with this amazing “Family Guy” t-shirt. Stewie is depicted on the 100% cotton tee as trapped within the confines of the Baby Bjorn baby carrier.
Say hello to my little friend! Stewie Griffin takes a page out of Tony Montana’s book on the front of this “Family Guy” t-shirt parodying the “Scarface” movie poster. The resemblance is striking, wouldn’t you say? Of course, Stewie doesn’t have Tony’s problem with his sister’s boyfriends…
Haven’t worked up the courage to get your first “Family Guy” tattoo yet? Why not wear this t-shirt featuring tattoo art of Stewie Griffin around town for a while and try the idea on for size. The t-shirt’s legend reads, “Bow down to greatness.”
If your friends and family can’t take a hint, make your feelings a tad more explicit with this officially licensed “Family Guy” t-shirt. The black tee features Stewie Griffin wearing headphones, typing on a laptop with an mp3 player and cell phone in hand. The legend reads, “What Else Can I Do To Ignore You?”
That’s one mugshot you won’t see on TMZ! This black “Family Guy” t-shirt the rap sheet on Stewie Griffin, Quahog’s Most Wanted. The list of charges reads as follows: “Civil disobedience, Attempted matricide, Possession of illegal death ray, Conspiracy to invade Europe, Dumping toxic diaper waste.”
Say hello to my little friend! Stewie Griffin quotes Tony Montana on this “Family Guy” t-shirt parodying the gangster classic “Scarface.” All of the gold details on this shirt are printed in glittery ink. The pinstripes on his suit and the inner parts of the lettering are printed in sparkling silver.
Bang! SMACK! Pow! The average episode of “Family Guy” contains more violence than your favorite comics. Peter Griffin and the family have even been known to brawl violently while cosplaying as DC Comics’ Justice League! Pay tribute to the Silver Age of Comics and low-brow comedy simultaneously by ordering this one-of-a-kind Family Guy t-shirt now.
Got junk in the trunk? Advertise your greatest ass-et with this cheeky “Family Guy” t-shirt! The light blue tee features an outrageous depiction of Peter Griffin’s butt alongside the text, “Ass Ahoy.” Order one today! (Seriously, don’t be an ass.)
Pay tribute to television’s most violent cartoon family with this eye-popping “Family Guy” t-shirt! The officially licensed tee features all of the Griffins embroiled in a melee that spills over to include Joe, Mort Goldman, Ernie the giant chicken, Greased-Up Deaf Guy, Stewie’s nemesis Bertram, the Evil Monkey, and even Death himself. Order this all-inclusive shirt today, and come out swingin’!
Hey, Family Guy fans, do you know what time it is? It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Seth MacFarlane is a comic genius, having created several memorable moments of hilarity including this one. Featured on this officially licensed Family Guy t-shirt is Brian, dancing around in a banana costume to his favorite song. If you’re a die hard fan, why not show it off in style with this hilarious t-shirt?
Parody is just one of the many attracting elements that keep bringing fans back to the animated series Family Guy. Here, characters from the show are seen dressed as members of Justice League. Appearing on this Freakin’ Epic shirt are Chris Griffin as Aquaman, Peter Griffin as Superman, Stewie Griffin as Robin, Lois Griffin as Wonder Woman, Brian Griffin as Batman…and Meg Griffin. When a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom are a threat, these heroes of Spooner Street are just what the world needs. This shirt is perfect for any fan of Family Guy or DC Comics’ Justice League.
This Rastafarian Family Guy shirt shows Peter Griffin paying tribute to Reggae legend Bob Marley. You know what really grinds our gears? When people can’t appreciate a good Family Guy shirt. Whether you’re a fan of Family Guy or Bob Marley, this shirt is perfect for you.
This Family Guy shirt shows an image of Quahog’s sex-crazed Glenn Quagmire as he sarcastically says Cool Story Babe Now Make Me A Sandwich. You never really know what he’s going to say next. Giggity-giggity-giggity. One of the definitions of Quagmire is an awkward or embarrassing situation. This shirt could certainly qualify as just that. This shirt is perfect for any fan of Family Guy.
This Family Guy shirt shows Peter Griffin dressed as The Demon of KISS, Gene Simmons. The shirt also features the message KISS ME I’M EPIC. Peter Griffin dressed in similar garb in the season 3 episode of Family Guy titled “Road to Europe”, where we learn that KISS is his favorite band. Whether you’re a fan of Family Guy or KISS, this shirt is perfect for you.
