19 Awesome Archer T-Shirts
This shirt shows an image of super spy Sterling Archer along with the message Lying Is 95% Of What I Do…in my job. Archer follows the animated spy Sterling Archer, codename “Duchess” through his adventures at the International Secret Intelligence Service. Though the timelines of the show seem to jump around a bit, the raunchy comedy remains consistent. This shirt may not be a $900 turtleneck, but it’s perfect for any fan of Archer!
This Archer shirt shows an image of Sterling Archer, impaled with a throwing star along with the quote I Can’t Hear You Over The Deafening Sound Of My Own Awesomeness. Sure, you’d look sexy in a turtleneck…or a tactleneck, but on those days that it’s just too hot and you’d rather have a t-shirt of someone looking sexy in a turtleneck, this is the perfect shirt! It wouldn’t take a master spy to see that you’re an Archer fan when you wear this shirt. It may not be a $400 custom shirt, but it gets the job done.
This Archer shirt shows ISIS Agent Sterling Archer in the Danger Zone. Throughout the animated series, Archer has said “Danger Zone” on numerous occasions, referencing the Kenny Loggins song from Top Gun. In each hilarious season, Archer has mentioned quite a few references to events in pop culture, but Danger Zone is the one that stuck…like a broken bottle of sticky apple juice. For any fan of Archer, this shirt is a must have.
This Archer shirt shows an image of Sterling Archer along with the quote I Am Drunk Or I Wouldn’t Be Talking To You. This quote is from the season one episode titled “Training Day”. Even as a master spy at International Secret Intelligence Service, Sterling (codename: Duchess) has shown trouble concealing his love for being drunk. For any fan of Archer, this shirt is totally ninja!
You don’t have to be a master spy to know that on the animated series Archer, Sterling Archer has made several references to how much he likes to drink alcohol. So, when a doctor asked Archer if he had any history of alcoholism, and Archer answered with, “I mean, you know, I drink socially”, the quote became one of the truly great comedic lines from the series. Now, that quote appears on this t-shirt with an image of ISIS agent Sterling Archer. For any fan of Archer, this Drink Socially t-shirt is a must have.
The FX animated series Archer is known for it’s wittily raunchy quotes. One of the best came in the pilot episode when Cheryl Tunt asked Sterling Archer if he was gonna pay for lunch. Archer relied with, “Just the tip”. Now, that quote appears on this t-shirt with an image of International Secret Intelligence Service master spy Archer. This Just The Tip t-shirt is perfect for any fan of Archer.
Archer Drunk Talking T Shirt – A bottle of scotch plays a central role in this funny Archer t shirt! The Archer Drunk Talking T Shirt is heathered charcoal, with a blue circle on the front framing super-spy Sterling Archer from the animated TV series Archer pouring a glass of scotch. The words “I am drunk or I wouldn’t be talking to you” are above and below in white letters. “Lying is like 95% of what I do!”
Archer Just the Tip T-Shirt – No, he was referring to an ice cream cone with the quote on this funny Archer t shirt! The Archer Just the Tip T-Shirt is black, with a large image of super-spy Sterling Archer from TV’s Archer holding up a gun. The words “Just the Tip” are in large white letters, a reference to a risque scene in the first episode, “Mole Hunt.”
Archer Group T Shirt – Straight from the International Secret Intelligence Service in New York, this Archer t shirt gathers the whole zany group together for a group portrait! The Archer Group T Shirt is ash, and features characters from the animated TV series Archer, including Lana Kane, Cheryl Tunt, Ray Gillette, Malory Archer, Cyril Figgis, Sterling Archer, Pam Poovey and Dr. Krieger. Enter the Danger Zone!
Archer Danger Zone Helmet T Shirt – Let everyone know they are entering the “Danger Zone” when you wear this funny Archer t shirt! The Archer Danger Zone Helmet T Shirt is gray, with a circle of yellow stars enclosing the catchphrase of master spy Sterling Archer from the animated TV series Archer. Below the phrase is a portrait of Archer wearing a helmet with his less-than-masculine code name, “Duchess,” in white letters on the front.
Archer ISIS Logo T Shirt – Play your own spy games when you wear this colorful and cool Archer t shirt! The Archer ISIS Logo T Shirt is black, with the circular blue logo for “ISIS, the International Secret Intelligence Service,” on the front. ISIS is the spy agency that employs Sterling Archer on the animated TV series Archer. “I’m getting my turtleneck. I’m not defusing a bomb in this!”
Archer LAAAANA T Shirt – Master spy Sterling Archer loves to tease ex-girlfriend and fellow agent Lana Kane, as shown on this funny Archer t shirt! The Archer LAAAANA T Shirt is black with a red circle on the front profiling the hapless spy from the animated TV series Archer, yelling the name “Laaaaaaaana!” in frustration while holding a drink. He still loves her, you see, but she won’t give him the time of day.
Archer Lying is My Job T Shirt – Master spy Sterling Archer is bad at a lot of things but he’s good at lying, as shown on this funny Archer t shirt! The Archer Lying is My Job T Shirt is black, with an outline image of the suave superspy from the animated TV series Archer. The words “Lying is 95% of what I do…in my job” are in white letters above and to the right of the image, a paraphrase of two quotes from the second episode, “Training Day.”
Archer Awesomeness T Shirt – James Bond lookalike Sterling Archer puts up his dukes on this Archer t shirt! The Archer Awesomeness T Shirt is black and features a portrait of the spy from the animated TV series Archer ready to box. The words “I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of my own awesomeness” tell you all you need to know about the suave super-spy!
Archer Drink Socially T-Shirt Sheer – Wear this funny Archer t shirt to your next party, or to the neighborhood bar! The Archer Drink Socially T-Shirt Sheer is heathered red with a trim fit and a soft feel. It features an image of super-spy Sterling Archer from TV’s Archer holding a drink and saying, “I mean, you know, I drink socially.” Sure you do!
Archer Danger Zone Guns T Shirt Sheer – Master spy Sterling Archer blasts away with two guns on the front of this cool Archer t shirt! The Archer Danger Zone Guns T Shirt Sheer is heathered gray with a soft feel and a trim fit. Inspired by the animated TV series Archer, it features a black outline image of Archer and his catchphrase, “Danger Zone,” in black letters above and below. “You’re in the Danger Zone!”
Archer Vice Poster T Shirt Sheer – Archer fans will love the sly takeoff on the TV classic Miami Vice on this Archer t shirt! The Archer Vice Poster T Shirt Sheer is heathered blue with a soft feel and a trim fit. It reproduces a poster from the fifth season of the animated TV series, renamed Archer Vice,, with the vibe and colors of the 1980s Miami-based detective series.
Archer I’d Do Me T Shirt Sheer – Calling all egomaniacs! Your Archer t shirt is here! The Archer I’d Do Me T Shirt Sheer is heathered blue with a soft feel and a trim fit. It features a white circle with a portrait of Archer’s handsome, blue-eyed face, with the words “I’d do me” beneath the circle in black letters. We’re sure you would, Duchess!
Archer Ultimate T Shirt Sheer – Wearing an Archer T-shirt while watching the FX animated series will make you almost as cool as Sterling Archer. This Archer T-shirt features the title character in his bathrobe, a rocks glass and the series’ logo. The white T-shirt has been screen printed with an official Archer red and black image. In the series, master spy Archer comes across as a suave International Secret Intelligence Service agent in the mold of James Bond. Appearing in a bathrobe with a rocks glass at his side is the norm, not the exception for Archer. As the image on the T-shirt notes, Archer is the “ultimate in espionage and style and women and cocktails too.” As it turns out, Archer’s sense of duty revolves around the lifestyle – women, booze and fast cars – that accompanies being a secret agent rather than the work accomplished because of being an agent.
