21 Awesome House T-Shirts

Check out our discoveries of the most awesome House T-Shirts below. We simply find and round up all House T-Shirts scattered around the Internet that we think are cool so that you don't have to. If you find these House T-Shirts really cool, do not hesitate to share with your friends.
1 Fox House M.D. It's Not Lupus T-shirt Fox House M.D. It's Not Lupus T-shirt

It’s never lupus! This cheeky “House” t-shirt features the definition to one of the most commonly proposed diagnoses from the medical drama series. The front of the t-shirt reads, “SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE) N, an inflammatory connective tissue disease hat is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.” The back of the shirt reads, “It’s not lupus.”

$17.95
2 Fox House M.D. Logo Script T-shirt Fox House M.D. Logo Script T-shirt

It may look battered, but it’s still brilliant! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt features the series logo on front, and an excerpt from an episode script on the back. The dialogue on the back reads, “HOUSE: If you’re dying, suddenly everybody loves you. WILSON: You have a cane, nobody even likes you. HOUSE: I’m not terminal, merely pathetic, you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with.” The print has been distressed for a vintage look.

$17.95
3 Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette Juniors T-Shirt Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette Juniors T-Shirt

If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” juniors t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane?

$17.95
4 Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette T-shirt Fox House M.D. The Doctor Is In Silhouette T-shirt

If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane?

$17.95
5 House Dr. Gregory, M.D. Pharmacy Cream T-shirt House Dr. Gregory, M.D. Pharmacy Cream T-shirt

This eye-catching “House” t-shirt offers an iconic peek inside the good doctor’s brain. A soft print of Dr. Gregory House himself trapped inside a pharmacy covers the front of the tee. It’s fitted, making the shirt ideal for layering fashions.

$17.95
6 House Alumni Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Adult Gray T-shirt House Alumni Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Adult Gray T-shirt

Are you a fan of the most enigmatic doctor of all time? Well, why not show it off in style? This officially licensed House t-shirt will let everyone know that you’re an Alumni of the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, making it the perfect choice for any die hard fan of the show. Who wouldn’t want to be an alumni of the hospital where Dr. Gregory House works? Who wouldn’t want to show off that they are done wearing scrubs and they have moved up to wearing a white coat? Show some love for this pill popping doctor with an awesome House M.D. T-shirt!

$18.95
7 House Dr. House Everybody Lies Adult Black T-Shirt House Dr. House Everybody Lies Adult Black T-Shirt

If there’s one thing that Dr. House knows about, it’s lying. Thankfully, he usually only lies when there’s a very good reason for it, but that doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Still, he will be the first to tell you that everybody lies. If you agree with his philosophy, this officially licensed House t-shirt is a great way to show it off. Featuring everyone’s favorite doctor, this House M.D. t-shirt is perfect for any fan of the hit Fox television series.

$26.00
8 House M.D. Brain Logo T-shirt House M.D. Brain Logo T-shirt

Show the world you’re a fan of the smartest show on television with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The cream-colored tee features a medical diagram of a human brain emblazoned with the “House” logo. It sends a subtle message, wouldn’t you say?

$17.95
9 House M.D. Blame My Gender Charcoal T-shirt House M.D. Blame My Gender Charcoal T-shirt

Give the haters a matter-of-fact response with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring the text, “Don’t blame me, blame my gender!” The House logo appears on the back of the shirt.

$17.95
10 House M.D. Don't Trust Opinions Charcoal T-shirt House M.D. Don't Trust Opinions Charcoal T-shirt

Take a critical-thinking lesson from TV’s least endearing doctor with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The charcoal cotton tee features a classic House-ism from the popular Fox TV series: “Don’t Trust Opinions.” The “House” logo appears on the back.

$17.95
11 Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro T-shirt Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro T-shirt

It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal.

$17.95
12 House M.D. Dying Changes Everything Black Adult T-shirt House M.D. Dying Changes Everything Black Adult T-shirt

The doctor says it best: “Dying changes everything.” Let the world know you’ve been there with this black cotton “House” t-shirt. The series logo appears on the back of the shirt.

$17.95
13 House M.D. Everybody Lies Charcoal T-shirt House M.D. Everybody Lies Charcoal T-shirt

Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends.

$17.95
14 House M.D. Everybody Lies Juniors/Ladies Charcoal T-shirt House M.D. Everybody Lies Juniors/Ladies Charcoal T-shirt

Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton juniors t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends.

$17.95
15 House M.D. Genius Has Side Effects Steel Gray T-shirt House M.D. Genius Has Side Effects Steel Gray T-shirt

So THAT’S why my toenails turned black! Explain away your nastier quirks with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt. Medical drawings of a faded skull and a lung back the text, “Genius has side effects,” on the front. The series logo appears on the back.

$17.95
16 House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art T-shirt House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art T-shirt

Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans.

$17.95
17 House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art White Juniors T-shirt House M.D. Gregory Warhol Art White Juniors T-shirt

Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” juniors t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans.

$17.95
18 House M.D. I Know You're In There Charcoal T-shirt House M.D. I Know You're In There Charcoal T-shirt

Behind the attitude, behind the pills, Dr. House hides a heart. A medical diagram of the proof is printed on the front of this officially licensed t-shirt. The legend is one of Dr. James Wilson’s most memorable quotes from the popular drama: “I know you’re in there… I can hear you caring.”

$18.95
19 Fox House M.D. Normal's Not Normal T-shirt Fox House M.D. Normal's Not Normal T-shirt

Normal’s not normal, if you’re not normal! Share the Dr. House’s hard-earned insight with the world by ordering this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring one of the doctor’s most memorable lines.

$17.95
20 Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro Junior's Gray T-Shirt Fox House M.D. Property of Princeton Plainsboro Junior's Gray T-Shirt

It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” juniors t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal.

$17.95
21 House M.D. Dr. House Type Face Military Green Adult T-Shirt House M.D. Dr. House Type Face Military Green Adult T-Shirt

Getting a “MASH” flashback? That’s probably due to the military green hue of this sexy “House” t-shirt! A distressed print of the ruggedly (raggedly?) handsome Dr. House peers out at the world from the front of this officially licensed cotton tee. Whether you’re a brilliant diagnostic doc or just a crippled pill head, TV Store Online is awaiting your orders 24/7!

$18.95

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