21 Awesome House T-Shirts
It’s never lupus! This cheeky “House” t-shirt features the definition to one of the most commonly proposed diagnoses from the medical drama series. The front of the t-shirt reads, “SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE) N, an inflammatory connective tissue disease hat is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.” The back of the shirt reads, “It’s not lupus.”
It may look battered, but it’s still brilliant! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt features the series logo on front, and an excerpt from an episode script on the back. The dialogue on the back reads, “HOUSE: If you’re dying, suddenly everybody loves you. WILSON: You have a cane, nobody even likes you. HOUSE: I’m not terminal, merely pathetic, you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with.” The print has been distressed for a vintage look.
If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” juniors t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane?
If the entire hospital is frowning, it’s a good bet that you-know-who is on the case! This stylish “House” t-shirt features a black-and-white silhouette of the narcissistic diagnostician alongside the legend, “The doctor is in.” What gave it away– the cane?
This eye-catching “House” t-shirt offers an iconic peek inside the good doctor’s brain. A soft print of Dr. Gregory House himself trapped inside a pharmacy covers the front of the tee. It’s fitted, making the shirt ideal for layering fashions.
Are you a fan of the most enigmatic doctor of all time? Well, why not show it off in style? This officially licensed House t-shirt will let everyone know that you’re an Alumni of the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, making it the perfect choice for any die hard fan of the show. Who wouldn’t want to be an alumni of the hospital where Dr. Gregory House works? Who wouldn’t want to show off that they are done wearing scrubs and they have moved up to wearing a white coat? Show some love for this pill popping doctor with an awesome House M.D. T-shirt!
If there’s one thing that Dr. House knows about, it’s lying. Thankfully, he usually only lies when there’s a very good reason for it, but that doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Still, he will be the first to tell you that everybody lies. If you agree with his philosophy, this officially licensed House t-shirt is a great way to show it off. Featuring everyone’s favorite doctor, this House M.D. t-shirt is perfect for any fan of the hit Fox television series.
Show the world you’re a fan of the smartest show on television with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The cream-colored tee features a medical diagram of a human brain emblazoned with the “House” logo. It sends a subtle message, wouldn’t you say?
Give the haters a matter-of-fact response with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring the text, “Don’t blame me, blame my gender!” The House logo appears on the back of the shirt.
Take a critical-thinking lesson from TV’s least endearing doctor with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt! The charcoal cotton tee features a classic House-ism from the popular Fox TV series: “Don’t Trust Opinions.” The “House” logo appears on the back.
It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal.
The doctor says it best: “Dying changes everything.” Let the world know you’ve been there with this black cotton “House” t-shirt. The series logo appears on the back of the shirt.
Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends.
Dr. House doesn’t know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor’s most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton juniors t-shirt: “Everybody lies.” Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends.
So THAT’S why my toenails turned black! Explain away your nastier quirks with this officially licensed “House” t-shirt. Medical drawings of a faded skull and a lung back the text, “Genius has side effects,” on the front. The series logo appears on the back.
Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans.
Andy Warhol would have loved this jerk! This eye-catching pop-art “House” juniors t-shirt features Dr. House himself depicted in a Warhol-like print. It might be a bit flashy for the doctor’s taste, but it’s perfect for colorful “House” fans.
Behind the attitude, behind the pills, Dr. House hides a heart. A medical diagram of the proof is printed on the front of this officially licensed t-shirt. The legend is one of Dr. James Wilson’s most memorable quotes from the popular drama: “I know you’re in there… I can hear you caring.”
Normal’s not normal, if you’re not normal! Share the Dr. House’s hard-earned insight with the world by ordering this officially licensed “House” t-shirt featuring one of the doctor’s most memorable lines.
It’s the perfect attire for your physical rehabilitation! This officially licensed “House” juniors t-shirt pays tribute to the brilliant curmudgeon’s workplace with the legend, “Property of Princeton Plainsboro, est. 1986, Teaching Hospital.” The print has been distressed for vintage appeal.
Getting a “MASH” flashback? That’s probably due to the military green hue of this sexy “House” t-shirt! A distressed print of the ruggedly (raggedly?) handsome Dr. House peers out at the world from the front of this officially licensed cotton tee. Whether you’re a brilliant diagnostic doc or just a crippled pill head, TV Store Online is awaiting your orders 24/7!
